Mark Kwasny

Humor for the emotionally exhausted, spiritually scorched, and dysfunctionally gifted.

Helping you laugh at everything you're not supposed to

I'm Mark. Catholic. Dysfunctional. Funny on purpose. Don't mistake me for a role model...
I’m a warning with a punchline.
Tired of Pretending Everything's Fine?

Well hey, guess what? Everything ISN’T fine (but you already knew that). It’s time top call out the incompetent narcissistic weirdos behind the curtain. 

Hi. I'm Mark Kwasny
I call out stupid.
(Psssst... it's EVERYWHERE!)

I’m a humorist, cartoonist, podcaster, banjo dabbler, and recovering people-pleaser. I grew up in a family so dysfunctional we could’ve had our own HBO miniseries — if anyone had been honest enough to admit anything.

Now I make darkly funny stuff that punches up at narcissistic bosses, passive-aggressive relatives, and the absurd expectations of modern life. And I believe God loves us — even the emotionally constipated ragey weirdos like me.

“If you’re the black sheep in a family of golden calves… welcome home.” 

Here's how this works...

Laugh at the Stupid
Own the Dysfunction
Be you... do you

From shame to sanity -- one joke at a time.

Join the club! You’re not alone. You’re not crazy. And you’re definitely not the only one who talks to God and their inner child befroe breakfast.

Here's what I got for ya...

You're gonna love it!
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Diary of a Crappy Catholic Podcast

Diary of a Crappy Catholic, stupid stuff, dysfunction, and other stuff I can't afford therapy for.

Mark Kwasny humorist

Dysfunctional Depot

T-shirts, mugs, and merch for co-dependent weirdos and recovering black sheep.

Mark Kwasny humorist

Blog, Writings, and Rants

Dark humor meets emotional recovery. Bring snacks.

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