Mark Kwasny – Smells Like Stupid

Smells Like Stupid

Mark Kwasny with pipe

Because someone has to say the quiet part out loud…

Being surrounded by stupid takes a toll

This is the tribe of the emotionally exhausted, spiritually scorched, and mentally allergic to toxic positivity. If you’ve ever wanted to scream during a team-building exercise, questioned your salvation mid-Zoom call, or Googled “how to fake your own death for a fresh start,” you’re in the right place.

I'm Mark Kwasny

The world’s on fire and I brought marshmallows.

I’m a professional stupid whisperer. Crappy Catholic. Professional disappointment. Dysfunctional to a fault. Funny sometimes. 

But don’t mistake me for a role model… I’m a warning with a punchline. Making fun of everything we’re not supposed to — because this is your circus and these are definitely your monkeys.

I like to say the quiet part out loud so pull up a chair and get comfortable.

No refunds. No apologies. 

Testimonials

“Worst employee ever! Kept pointing out that what we were doing was stupid. Made me look bad. If I ever find him, I'm going to shove bamboo under his toenails.”
F.C. Stultus Incompetent Narcissist Boss
“Funny? He's not funny. He thinks he’s the black sheep. We all just think he’s a jerk. Also, he keeps using the family dysfunction for ‘content,’ which is weird because we’re totally normal”
Anonymous Family Members
“Why are you like this? You used to be so cool when you kept your mouth shut. No seriously, what happened to you? Freak!”
'Karen'
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