(Because apparently yelling into the void wasn’t enough.)

Want to reach out?
Have a question, complaint, existential crisis, or unsolicited opinion?
Fill out the form below and I’ll pretend I have a well-adjusted adult schedule that includes “answering emails.”

I do read every message. Whether I respond depends on:

• My mood

• Whether you made me laugh

• And if it’s not just a bot trying to sell me crypto coaching

A few ground rules:

• No MLM pitches

• No spam

• No requests for exorcisms (unless you’re really funny about it)

• Yes, I do read angry Catholic emails. No, I will not “tone it down.”

Go ahead — hit send.
Worst case, you become content.